Knew you'd come, my strength has left me. (Who are you?) The last of 3 Churly's, who swore an oath to find this Hefeweizen and to guard it. (That was 700 years ago) A long time to wait, but don't worry, it's freshly brewed. You must choose, but Choose Weissly. For as the true Hefeweizen will bring you enjoyment, the false will just be an empty cup. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined, with flavours of banana, spice and clove, it's truly fit even for the king of kings. You have chosen Weissly.